Luxites no doubt got a hard-on when this image of a Louis Vuitton condom--complete with LV-embossed ribbing, for her/his pleasure--hit the blogosphere a couple days ago. Finally, safer sex in high style! Sorry to give you blueballs, guys, but it's not real. The designer jimmy hat was the work of artist Iirakli_kiziria of DesignProvocation, an artist with no affiliation to Vuitton. Still, he's caught our eye with the prototype. If this is his idea of foreplay, we'd like to see what afterglow looks like.